That Italian Guy
Tony. 20. NorCal/Bay Area.
Stop romanticizing California.

itsagifnotagif:

itsagifnotagif:

itsagifnotagif:

itsagifnotagif:

itsagifnotagif:

2019 is the year I finally stop using yeet in casual conversation

And oof

And RIP

And mood

And Yee Haw

(Source: itsagifnotagif, via only1600kids)

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actuallykanayamaryam:

sludgejudy:

the chocolates your total comes to onemilliononehundred HuUuh

yeaAah thats whatit saAays, that mustbe REALLYgood chocolate paperorplastic

uuweweuundeheuhme

the digimon movie is really good

(via 420babeaquarius)

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2 days ago

Heres some things that will make you miss your child-hood!

noxbat23:

fortheloveofswirl:

lostinbrklyn:

mizzt420:

Pictures courtesy of : http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/things-that-look-just-like-childhood

1. THE HARDEST GAME YOU WILL EVER PLAY.

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2. THE ORIGINAL TEXT MESSAGE

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3. THESE BAD BOYS

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4. THIS WAITING SCREEN

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5. TALKING APPLIANCES (y)

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6. SPINNING/FLYING DOLLS

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7. BLOW UP FURNITURE

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8. ACTUAL GOOD CEREAL PRIZES

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9. THIS TRIO

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10. THESE COLLECTIBLE PLATES

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11. CRAZY CHOKERS

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12. HIT CLIPS! (Y)

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13. ORANGE TAPES

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14. ROBO DOGS

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Omg.

Fuck yeah.

*war flashbacks*

(via standingcowrrdly)

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Posted
4 days ago

Heres some things that will make you miss your child-hood!

noxbat23:

fortheloveofswirl:

lostinbrklyn:

mizzt420:

Pictures courtesy of : http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/things-that-look-just-like-childhood

1. THE HARDEST GAME YOU WILL EVER PLAY.

image

2. THE ORIGINAL TEXT MESSAGE

image

3. THESE BAD BOYS

image

4. THIS WAITING SCREEN

image

5. TALKING APPLIANCES (y)

image

6. SPINNING/FLYING DOLLS

image

7. BLOW UP FURNITURE

image

8. ACTUAL GOOD CEREAL PRIZES

image

9. THIS TRIO

image

10. THESE COLLECTIBLE PLATES

image

11. CRAZY CHOKERS

image

12. HIT CLIPS! (Y)

image

13. ORANGE TAPES

image

14. ROBO DOGS

image

Omg.

Fuck yeah.

*war flashbacks*

(via standingcowrrdly)

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4 days ago

artikgato:

odinsblog:

weavemama:

o-dingus-o:

weavemama:

trump’s 1 year anniversary of being president is starting off with the government shutting down that’s the perfect representation of how american politics has been going for the past year

The government got shut down when Obama was president as well.

It’s not new.

Stop blowing it out of proportion.

It’s not a rare occurrence.

When the government shutdown under the Obama administration it was a divided government. Which made more sense because under a divided government it’s harder to compromise.

Here we are, 2018, and the Republicans control ALL branches of the government. They still failed to compromise and negotiate.

This is the first time the government shutdown under a one-party government. Ever.

This is most definitely a rare occurrence. Very rare.

Here we are, once again. Not even a full 12 months later, and yet another Republican shutdown.

#TrumpShutdown

This is actually the third government shut-down this year. The third. There was the first in January, an additional one in February, and now we’re rounding out the year with a third shut-down. There was only one during the entire eight years Obama was President. There have only been nine total shut-downs in the entire history of America. Trump is responsible for a third of all government shut-downs and this has all happened in one year and it is only his second year in office. Is that alarming? That should be really fucking alarming.

(via talkgingertome)

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1 week ago

only1600kids:

Me on Instagram: Brunch at Timothy’s

Me on Snapchat: still drunk in a Tim Horton’s parking lot

(Source: horsegirlkj)

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towardingheadlight:
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Lichtenstein be like “they’re invading, but whatever.” ”
But how do you “accidentally”...

towardingheadlight:

khazaiargos:

flylittlekoala:

ultrafacts:

ampy-pony:

macwithac:

ultrafacts:

For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source)

Lichtenstein be like “they’re invading, but whatever.”

But how do you “accidentally” invade a country?

  • On 5 December 1985, rockets fired by the Swiss Army landed in Liechtenstein, causing a forest fire. Compensation was paid.
  • On 13 October 1992, following written orders, Swiss Army cadets unknowingly crossed the border and went to Triesenberg to set up an observation post. Swiss commanders had overlooked the fact that Triesenberg was not on Swiss territory. Switzerland apologized to Liechtenstein for the incident.
  • In March 2007, a company of 171 Swiss soldiers mistakenly entered Liechtenstein, after taking a wrong turn in the darkness. The troops returned to Swiss territory before they had travelled more than 2 km into the country. The Liechtenstein authorities did not discover the “invaders”, and were informed by the Swiss after the incident. The incident was disregarded by both sides. A Liechtenstein spokesman said “It’s not like they invaded with attack helicopters”

Sources: 1 2 3

how do you even tell your superior officer I mean
“uh Sir… I’m sorry but I think… we’re not in Switzerland anymore”
“what are you trying to say cadet”
“Sir I think we invaded Liechtenstein.”
“…goddamn it, not again.”

And remember the time when the army of Liechtenstein went to war with 80 people and returned home with 81 because they made a friend?

aww :)

(via surprisebitch)

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2 weeks ago

thats-so-kailyn:

mightymargaretofanjou:

Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other

In his defense his wife triple dog dared him and called him a pussy

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2 weeks ago

pleasegodletmelive:

iwontbelookingdown:

m4a1-shermayne:

m4a1-shermayne:

Imagine showing this video to someone 6 months ago

Imagine showing this video to someone 1 year ago

oh my god.

This would literally be a closing shot in Black Mirror

(via surprisebitch)

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2 weeks ago

signorinasanfi:

coolcatgroup:

g3rmb0y:

zachary3186:

kaijuno:

mostlycatsmostly:

g3rmb0y:

My dumb cat is cute as hell

sound on

that is a bird

I DON’T THINK CUTE EVEN COVERS IT THAT IS FLIPPING ADORABLE

His name is Pistachio, and he curls up next to my head every night and purrs as he falls asleep. He was a stray, and he definitely appreciates a forever home.

I love this cat

Chirping Cat

(via iputthe-bi-in-bitch)

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2 weeks ago

scarlettohairdye:

killerchickadee:

buttheadhatesthetcc:

lauralot89:

Jesus Christ was a brown Jew in the Middle East, conceived out of wedlock in an arguably interracial if not interspecies (deity and human) relationship, raised by his mother and stepfather in place of his absent father.  He may not have had a Y chromosome.  He spent his early youth as a refugee in Egypt, where his family no doubt survived initially on handouts from the wealthy (You think they kept that gold, frankincense, and myrrh from the wise men?  Hell no, they sold that stuff for food and lodging).  He later returned with his parents to their occupied homeland and lived in poverty.

The religion of Jesus’s people has no concept of a permanent hell and instructed its priests on how to induce miscarriages.  Jesus explicitly rejected the concept of disability as a divine punishment.  He spoke out against religious hypocrites.  He had enough respect for women to let his mother choose the time of his first miracle.  He blessed a same sex couple.  He told a rich man that he must give up his wealth to get to heaven, and also told a parable about a rich man suffering in agony in presumably Gehinnom (basically Purgatory) just to hammer the point home.  He told people to pay their taxes.  He declared “love your neighbor” to be one of the two commandments on which all laws hang.  He commanded his followers to help the poor.  He commanded them to help the sick and the needy.  He spent time with social outcasts.  He healed the servant of a high priest during his arrest rather than fighting back.  He was put to death by the occupying government because he was a political radical.

Trump and his administration are xenophobic, misogynistic, racist, fear-mongering, warmongering, tax-dodging, anti-Semitic, anti-choice, anti-welfare, anti-equal pay, anti-LGBTQIA+, anti-immigration, support tax cuts for the rich, support Citizen’s United, want to keep refugees out of this country, want to limit our ability to speak against the government, plan to abolish the Affordable Care Act, and they wrap all of that up behind a banner of “Christian family values.”  If you support them, you have no right to call yourself a follower of Christ.

it’s so rare, yet so fulfilling, to see the J-man on my dash

One of my friends is literally the most religious Christian I have ever met. What does that mean in regards to her lifestyle and outlook? She loves everyone. EVERYONE. Unconditionally. And she supports healthcare and education and birth control and everything that’s necessary to have a healthy, stable society.

Because that’s what her homeboy JC would want.

Canon Jesus is better than Fandom Jesus.

(via forgave)

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